The First Peter Pan Live! Promo Is Here LOLOLOLOL

The first promo for Peter Pan Live!, the holiday musical event that no one ever asked for, has finally arrived. On the bright side, Allison Williams looks pretty cute in her pixie cut, but why NBC has chosen to style Christopher Walken like Cher circa "If I Could Turn Back Time" will forever remain a mystery. » 10/30/14 2:30pm Yesterday 2:30pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Mighty Smug About JLaw and Chris Martin's Breakup

Once upon a time, in a far off kingdom called Malibu, a soothsayer named Gwyneth Paltrow consciously uncoupled from her sorrowful troubadour husband, Chris Martin. Chris moved on quickly, soon finding love with the villager lass Jennifer Lawrence, but Gwyn was neither worried nor jealous. For she could tell the… » 10/29/14 10:30am Wednesday 10:30am

Honey Boo Boo Molestation Police Report Was Too Horrible to Publish

If you woke up on the right side of the bed this morning with the sun streaming through your window and maybe even the smell of freshly brewed coffee drifting through the air, take a deep breath and savor it for one last moment because we're about to ruin it all with more news of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo's Mama June » 10/28/14 10:30am Tuesday 10:30am

Columbia Rape Victim/Performance Artist Has Marina Abramovic's Support

Columbia art student Emma Sulkowicz, who, as her senior thesis project, has been carrying the mattress she was sexually assaulted on to all of her classes until her rapist leaves school, has gained the support of Marina Abramovic, one of the most prolific artists working today. » 10/27/14 3:40pm Monday 3:40pm

New 1D Video Co-Stars Danny DeVito, a Chimp and Cultural Appropriation

Teasers from One Direction's video for "Steal My Girl" (the song that caused one YouTube commenter to write "OMGGGGGGG IM DIED") have been popping up for weeks now — and from the oddest sources, too. Today, to the thrill of Directioners everywhere, the video was finally released in its entirety. Let me tell you, it is » 10/24/14 2:20pm 10/24/14 2:20pm

This Downton Abbey Parody Will Probably Be Better Than Downton Abbey

Here's your exclusive look inside my personal TV watching habits: I stopped watching Downton Abbey in season three because I could no longer muster up any concern over whether or not a rich family lost one of their several mansions. That said, I will tune in for The Britishes, the new DirectTV/College Humor sketch… » 10/24/14 1:20pm 10/24/14 1:20pm