New 1D Video Co-Stars Danny DeVito, a Chimp and Cultural Appropriation

Teasers from One Direction's video for "Steal My Girl" (the song that caused one YouTube commenter to write "OMGGGGGGG IM DIED") have been popping up for weeks now — and from the oddest sources, too. Today, to the thrill of Directioners everywhere, the video was finally released in its entirety. Let me tell you, it is » 10/24/14 2:20pm Yesterday 2:20pm

This Downton Abbey Parody Will Probably Be Better Than Downton Abbey

Here's your exclusive look inside my personal TV watching habits: I stopped watching Downton Abbey in season three because I could no longer muster up any concern over whether or not a rich family lost one of their several mansions. That said, I will tune in for The Britishes, the new DirectTV/College Humor sketch… » 10/24/14 1:20pm Yesterday 1:20pm

Kim Kardashian Wants Baby North West to Get a Goddamn Job

When we think of the world's most hardworking and industrious celebrities, chances are that Kim Kardashian doesn't immediately spring to mind. Still, Kim klaims that she had to get a job in high school just like everybody else and she's going to insist that her daughter North West do the same. » 10/23/14 10:30am Thursday 10:30am

Guantanamo Detainee Uses Hobby Lobby Ruling to Refuse Female Guards

In yet another repurposing of June's Hobby Lobby ruling, Guantanamo detainee Walid Bin Attash is using the Supreme Court's decision to refuse female escorts within the prison. Bin Attash's decision to stay within his cell rather than be led by women guards to his counsel meetings could have unforeseen effects on his… » 10/22/14 7:10pm Wednesday 7:10pm

Malala Yousafzai Tells Obama to Do Diplomacy with Books, Not Guns

In a talk with Ronan Farrow, living inspiration and recent Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai discussed the many encounters she's had with world leaders, including President Barack Obama. "It's very important to reach those people and [tell] them that it is their responsibility to contribute to education and… » 10/22/14 6:15pm Wednesday 6:15pm

Renée Zellweger Is 'Glad' You Think Her Face Looks Different

Yesterday, the internet collectively lost its mind after photos of a not-so recognizable Renée Zellweger surfaced out of the Elle Women in Hollywood Awards. Noting how different she looked from her apple-cheeked Bridget Jones days, everyone acknowledged the extreme pressures put on female actresses over the age of… » 10/22/14 10:30am Wednesday 10:30am

Jenny Slate and Sara Schaefer On How the Matriarchy Ruined Comedy

Comedian/actress/writer Jenny Slate was on Sara Schaefer's podcast Lies to promote her new book and the two women really dug into some gritty and important issues — you know, pressing topics like how Slate likes that young dong and what an aspiring male comic can do to get ahead in this girl's club that we call comedy. » 10/21/14 5:45pm Tuesday 5:45pm

Chicago Voter to President Obama: "Don't Touch My Girlfriend"

It's important for a president to get out of D.C. and interact with normal, everyday people every now and then— even when those normal, everyday people happen to be Mike Jones, a Chicago early voter who heckled President Obama with "Mr. President, don't touch my girlfriend" when Obama happened to be placed next to… » 10/21/14 1:30pm Tuesday 1:30pm

Shailene Woodley's Boobs Are Perfect, Declares Shailene Woodley

Wood sprite Shailene Woodley took a break from protecting the rainforest of FernGully to film White Bird in a Blizzard, a soon-to-be released movie that features a naked sex scene between her and Thomas Jane. The actress isn't too worried about revealing herself on camera, though — she's seen her own breasts and… » 10/21/14 10:15am Tuesday 10:15am

Comedian Hannibal Buress Called Out Bill Cosby's Rape History on Stage

Thanks to The Cosby Show, Fat Albert and standup, Bill Cosby has become one of today's most beloved public figures. Of course, mixed up in his celebrated entertainment career are over a dozen instances where Cosby allegedly drugged and raped various women — but that's the part that most people would rather not… » 10/20/14 5:45pm Monday 5:45pm