Microbiome Hackers Want to Make Your Pussy Taste Like Diet Cola

Having a pussy that tastes like cola might no longer be a pipe dream of Lana Del Rey's, but a reality that you — YES, YOU — could participate in. There are scientists out there who are working on "gut hacks" that would actually change the taste and smell of your vagina. » 9/12/14 7:15pm Friday 7:15pm

Jessica, thank you so much for everything. It's been almost three years since you plucked me out of working at a restaurant and changed my life completely (and in the best of ways). You have always gone to bat for us and that willingness to stand behind your writers and support them so completely is really special and… » 9/12/14 5:57pm Friday 5:57pm

9/11's Last Surviving Search Dog Goes on Today, Tears Ensue

Bretagne, a 15-year-old golden retriever that lives with her owner Denise Corliss in Cypress, Texas, is believed to be the last surviving search dog that assisted at the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001. Today, she's back in New York and a nominee for the American Humane Association's Hero Dog Awards. Cue… » 9/11/14 12:00pm Thursday 12:00pm

I Will Dress Like a Slob on an Airplane and No One Can Stop Me

There are people out there — fancy, elegant people — who strongly argue the case for dressing nicely on airplanes."The plane is not your living room," they say. "Dressing well around other people is a show of respect so why not put in a little effort when you travel?" The answer is easy: Because I don't want to and… » 9/10/14 3:00pm Wednesday 3:00pm

Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Will Shade Each Other to the Death

It is said that when the full harvest moon rises and the Pumpkin Spice Latte debuts too early, two young pop stars shall enter a blood feud that neither shall exit 'til one is either dead or forbidden from donning a bejeweled onesie until her 100th name day. » 9/09/14 5:00pm Tuesday 5:00pm

Women Prep for Autumn with Craigslist Ad Seeking 'Fall Boyfriends'

Autumn (arguably the best season) offers a cornucopia of things to be grateful for. There's the beautiful changing leaves, less humidity (read: good hair) and chillier weather that allows for long park walks and hot chocolate. Great, right? Well, too bad it's all WORTHLESS if you have no one to share it with. » 9/09/14 1:20pm Tuesday 1:20pm

Wardrobe should include: Driving mocs, Barbour coat, Half-Zips (at least 3, please send pics if possible), Ray-Bans (Wayfarers or Clubmastesr preferred, but open to other styles), loafers, Patagonia vest(s), Vineyard Vines, basketball shorts for me to sleep in

College education. Ivy league preferred. Def in a frat or…

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Ye Olde Dope-As-Fuck Jezebel Staff

Last Friday, the Jezebel staff went to Medieval Times to celebrate our friend and colleague Tracie Egan Morrissey, who, after seven years with the site, is moving on to other exciting things. Here is our staff portrait/proof that we're cooler than you. » 9/08/14 4:53pm 9/08/14 4:53pm

The 10 Swiftiest Excerpts from Taylor Swift's Rolling Stone Interview

Taylor Swift, promoting her new album 1989, is back on the cover of Rolling Stone, this time looking both pretty and very damp. The cover story — a tale of Swift's journey from pop-country artist to full-on pop star written by Josh Eells — covers all the typical Swift bases: Music, relationships, feminism and… » 9/08/14 3:40pm 9/08/14 3:40pm