Listen to the Lizard Inside Jay Z: Tidal Is NOT the Illuminati

Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL. Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL. Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL. Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL. Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL. Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL.… » 4/01/15 9:30pm Today 9:30pm

Very Unchill T-Pain Says FKA twigs and Robert Pattinson Are Engaged

Look at you: A celebrity human in a celebrity relationship with a celebrity engagement ring that you always take off your celebrity finger before you leave your celebrity house because you don’t want non-celebrities to know that you’re getting celebrity married! But what happens next? T-Pain inevitably does an… » 4/01/15 4:50pm Today 4:50pm

Hospitalized Joni Mitchell Is 'Awake and In Good Spirits'

On Tuesday, news broke that Joni Mitchell had been found unconscious and rushed to the hospital. Today, NPR reports that the musician is "awake and in good spirits." » 4/01/15 12:30pm Today 12:30pm

Cool Guy Chet Haze Wants to Fight 'Jheri-Curled Cunt' Howard Stern

Chet Haze, the frat boy rapper son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, has escalated his strange feud with Howard Stern, which began in 2011 when Stern mocked his music career. "Howie.. Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you... You can't run from me forever knock knees," he wrote during a… » 4/01/15 10:30am Today 10:30am

Kristen Schaal Farted on Will Forte During a Sex Scene

There comes a time in every actor's life when they're expected to eat a whole can of beans on camera and then perform in a love scene. Kristen Schaal's time is now. » 3/31/15 6:15pm Yesterday 6:15pm

On Darren Star's New Show Younger, Everything Old Is 26 Again

The first episode of Younger, created by Sex and the City's Darren Star, fulfills the quota of most classic TV pilots... in that it’s not very good, but has the potential to get exponentially better. » 3/31/15 3:05pm Yesterday 3:05pm

Comedians Give Women's Cable Networks the 'Thank You' They Deserve

We're nearing the end of Women's History Month and, with that, comedy duo Emotistyle is giving some much needed gratitude to the television networks that empower us, tell our stories and routinely show us beating the shit out each other. » 3/30/15 11:40pm Monday 11:40pm

Michael Jackson Used to Anger Russell Crowe with Prank Phone Calls

Russell Crowe was recently profiled by The Guardian and while I recommend avoiding the article in general (unless you want to read the journalistic equivalent of making out with a Tiger Beat poster of your favorite celebrity while alone in your teen bedroom, only—TWIST—you're a writer who uses phrases like "gruff… » 3/30/15 9:40pm Monday 9:40pm

Jamie Foxx Made a Dumb Joke About Bruce Jenner Transitioning Last Night

Last night at the iHeartRadio music awards, host Jamie Foxx tried out some of his prime "hardy har har, Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman" material. Turns out that a lot of people—mainly the ones who don't find transitioning to be a punchline in and of itself—weren't all that amused. » 3/30/15 10:30am Monday 10:30am

TGIF: Meet Your New Squeaky Baby Leopard Friend

Two weeks ago, a clouded leopard cub was born at the Lowry Park Zoo in Tampa, Florida. Two days ago, it made its adorable (and noisy) on-camera debut. Can I get real with you and tell you—MY BEST FRIENDS—how much I needed this today? Because I really needed this today. » 3/27/15 6:40pm Friday 6:40pm

Amazon Might Buy Net-A-Porter

Net-a-porter, the online designer fashion mecca, is in talks to be bought by retail giant Amazon for the cool sum of $2.19 billion, Women's Wear Daily reports. » 3/26/15 9:30pm 3/26/15 9:30pm

10-Year-Old Girl Gets $60K Shark Tank Investment for Lemonade Business

Mikaila Ulmer, a 10-year-old girl from Texas, is the face of a thriving lemonade business. No, it's not just a well-trafficked stand in her parents front yard, but a full-fledged company—BeeSweet Lemonade—that just got a $60K investment on Shark Tank. » 3/26/15 2:30pm 3/26/15 2:30pm