Hero Otter Saves iPhone from Watery Depths

Jenny Lewis (not the Jenny Lewis), a staff member at the Cornish Seal Sanctuary in the U.K., accidentally dropped her iPhone into a tank of water occupied by Starsky, one of the sanctuary's resident otters. Rather than let it sink to the bottom or crack it open on his belly, Starsky retrieved the phone and politely… » 9/29/14 7:00pm Yesterday 7:00pm

The New One Direction Single, as Reviewed by YouTube Commenters

Earlier today, One Direction released "Steal My Girl," the first single off their new album Four. We at Jezebel collectively disliked it, but — recognizing that we are not the target audience for 1D — decided to let their fans defend the song by combining their YouTube comments into a single (incoherent) review. » 9/29/14 5:10pm Yesterday 5:10pm

We Asked Vets: What's Wrong with Taylor Swift's Catatonic Cat?

Taylor Swift debuted her new kitten, a Scottish Fold named Olivia Benson, back in June. Ever since, she's been spotted carrying the cat (without a leash or carrier) wherever she goes, including the busy streets of New York City and, as of yesterday, on airplane tarmacs. The cat, it must be said, seems totally cool… » 9/26/14 5:00pm Friday 5:00pm

Here's The Daily Show Showdown That 'Defamed' Racist Redskins Fans

The controversial Daily Show segment that left Washington Redskins fans feeling "defamed" and "in tears" aired on Comedy Central last night. If you've been wondering how on Earth these brave defenders of the offensive Redskins team name and logo could end up feeling so victimized, well, here are your answers. » 9/26/14 10:50am Friday 10:50am

Allison Williams Tries to Stab Christopher Walken in Total Marnie Move

"Why is 2010-era Justin Bieber fighting 1992-era Tim Curry on the yard of a ship?" you might currently be asking yourself. Well, reframe your mind, my sweet (Wendy) darling, because this is actually another promo shot from NBC's upcoming Peter Pan LIVE! (exclamation point theirs), starring Allison Williams and… » 9/24/14 5:20pm Wednesday 5:20pm

Esquire's Perfect Two and a Half Men Goodbye: Fuck Everything About It

Two and a Half Men's final season premieres at the end of October and Esquire's Stephen Marche has some pretty strong feelings about it. To summarize: Fuck this fucking show, its dumb fucking characters, its stupid fucking jokes and everything else you could fucking say about it. Well, fuck. » 9/24/14 3:20pm Wednesday 3:20pm

Pregnant Woman Thrown to Pavement Stomach First by NYPD

Sandra Amezquita, a six-month pregnant woman from Sunset Park, Brooklyn, was thrown to the ground stomach by a New York City police officer after she attempted to intervene when the NYPD was arresting her 17-year-old son. Amezquita was bruised and suffered vaginal bleeding following the camera-recorded incident. » 9/24/14 2:00pm Wednesday 2:00pm

America's Boyfriend Chris Pratt Gets Objectified in the New SNL Promos

Listen up, America! Chris Pratt is more than just a set of washboard abs who happens to be really, really good at opening up jars of pickles. He's a man with a brain that's full of hopes and dreams, one of which will be coming true this weekend when he hosts the 40th season premiere of Saturday Night Live! » 9/24/14 12:00pm Wednesday 12:00pm

Mom's Evangelical Christian Rewrite of Harry Potter CANNOT Be Real

Exciting news from the fan fiction world! A writer who claims to be an Evangelical stay-at-home mom named Grace Ann has taken it upon herself to remove all the witchcraft devil-worship from Harry Potter and replace it with a more Christian-friendly message. Looks like someone has finally thought of the children — by… » 9/23/14 6:45pm 9/23/14 6:45pm

YES, QUEEN: Emma Thompson Singing Sweeney Todd Is Everything

Mrs. Lovett, the accomplice to murder and enabler of cannibalism in Stephen Sondheim's Sweeney Todd, is a difficult role to play and not just because of the dark content and challenging score, but because it was originated by Angela Lansbury — keeper of our hearts — and no one can ever hold a candle to her. If… » 9/23/14 11:30am 9/23/14 11:30am